The 9 Weirdest Things About The English Language

I before e, except for in a bunch of random words that don’t rhyme with “neighbor” or “weigh.” English is hard. Let’s discuss.
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English is hard. English is a baffling language to learn. And without the trials and tribulations of people who had to learn English as a second language, us native speakers would probably never realize the true extent of its utter nonsense.

Perhaps you’ve seen this particular ode to English weirdness in an email chain your uncle forwarded to you, but it seems appropriate to recall right now that “you may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice / yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.”

If you can write an entire poem devoted to confusing inconsistencies in plural noun forms and pronunciation, imagine what you can do with the rest of the language!

Here are nine weird quirks of the English language that make it one of the hardest languages for non-natives to learn.

1. Words that look like they should rhyme, but don’t (at all)

It’s perhaps one of the hallmarks of English that words can be spelled similarly with absolutely no guarantee of sharing a similar pronunciation. Think: cough, rough, though and through.

2. Words that look exactly the same, but with different meanings and pronunciations

There are some words (like “record”) that mean two completely different things when used as a noun versus a verb. And on top of that, we use different stress patterns when we say them out loud: “REcord” for your Dad’s old Beatles album, and “reCORD” for when you’re leaving a voicemail. Here’s a longer list of homonyms to add to your confusion.

3. Words that don’t sound like they look, because why should anything make sense

Exhibit A: “queue.” Because why not? Apparently, we have 16th century academics to thank for a lot of this, though. Words like “debt” and “doubt” inherited a “b” as a reminder that they came from the Latin debitum. A similar thing happened with “receipt.” But on top of this, some spellings were changed to match completely unrelated Latin words. The Old English “iland” became “island,” for example, as a nod to the Latin word insula.

4. That “i before e” rule leaves a lot to be desired

Almost everyone is familiar with “i before e, except after c, and except as in ‘neighbor’ and ‘weigh.'” It’s a rule that almost every English-learner is taught to make things “simpler.” But that doesn’t account for words like weird, heist, leisure, ancient, efficient, neither and conscience.

5. Some nouns have corresponding verbs, and others, well, don’t

“Why is it that writers write and painters paint, but fingers don’t fing? Why don’t grocers groce, why don’t hammers ham, and why don’t dumpsters dumpst?” — Author unknown

6. Adjectives must go in a very specific order (or else!)

This is one of those intrinsic “rules” that you never really think about as a native English speaker — somehow you just know that it’s supposed to be “big, bad wolf,” not “bad, big wolf.” But for everyone else, there’s this order of adjective placement to contend with: opinion, size, age, shape, color, origin, material, purpose. This is why it sounds right to say “that nice little old plump white dog,” but it sounds plain weird to say “that old white plump little nice dog.”

7. We have a whole extra sound you have to get used to

Would it surprise you to learn that in most other languages around the world, the “th” sound you hear in “father” is pretty much non-existent? This is known as the voiced dental fricative, and it’s a stumbling block for a lot of learners who want to master their pronunciation.

8. Tenses can be…tense

If the past tense form of “complete” is “completed,” then why wouldn’t the past tense of “go” be “goed?” Tenses can be a really tough topic for English learners. Some languages (like Mandarin) don’t use verb tenses at all, so this concept can be a bit of a mind game for some learners. We’ve got at least eight different ways to express future tense alone. Eight!

9. Do you even phrasal verb, though?

Most native speakers never even think about this, but another reason English is hard is because we have these things called phrasal verbs, where two or more words strung together as a verb have a totally different meaning than their individual component words. If you “go over” someone’s homework, you’re reviewing it, not literally moving over it. And if you “run something by” someone, you’re briefly updating them, not literally running past them with an object in your hands.

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