The 90s: a decade bursting at the seams with movies, music and movements that still influence us today. These were the years of backward-hats and baggy jeans, when social media wasn’t a thing and the Millennium Bug was our version of the apocalypse.
The 90s also brought us some of the most memorable moments in pop culture. From the Spice Girls and Britney Spears, to Tamagotchis and Beanie Babies. And sure, some of the 90s was pretty questionable, too. Like, why didn’t Rose move over so Jack could float on her raft at the end of Titanic? And how the heck did Sasha Baron Cohen get away with Ali G?
While some things are best left in the 90s, others — such as the innovative and sometimes nonsensical 90s slang — need to make a comeback, ASAP. Here are a few of our favorites:
1. Talk To The Hand (‘Cause The Face Ain’t Listening)
Meaning: I no longer want to engage in conversation because I do not like what you’re saying
The 90s was an optimistic decade but that doesn’t mean people were polite. According to an article in Grammarphobia, this phrase first appeared in a Wyoming newspaper advertisement in October 1996. The ad depicts a cartoon cowboy encouraging people to vote. He holds out his palm, and says: “If you don’t vote, talk to the hand because the face does not understand.”
The sentiment quickly caught on across America, and made it across the Atlantic in 1998 when it was printed in an issue of The Times. Sadly, almost everybody had stopped using the phrase by the end of the 90s. But maybe if we all work together, we can bring it back?
2. Quit Icing My Grill
Meaning: Stop looking at me in an unfriendly manner
According to Urban Dictionary, this phrase originated in jails. To “ice” someone means staring at them with such venom their soul turns cold. And the “grill”? That’s the face of the person receiving the ice. To quote Urban Dictionary, “When someone ice grills you for real, you will know it, and you will know [it’s] about to go down!”
3. Smell Ya Later
Meaning: Farewell and you smell
Popularized in the 90s by Bart Simpson, this ingenious subversion of the typical farewell has declined in popularity since the early noughties. The phrase peaked alongside The Simpsons, the animated sitcom that depicted American family life with its much-loved yellow characters.
Other catchphrases made popular by The Simpsons include “eat my shorts,” “Ay Caramba!” and “Hey! Quit it!”
4. So Sue Me
Meaning: I’ve done something wrong, but what are you going to do about it?
Suing people got really big in the 90s. One case in particular brought this popular 90s slang to the foreground of our collective consciousness. The Beatles sued Apple Computers because they had a holding company called Apple Corps, and felt that Apple Computers were stealing their thunder. Fair play! While this case spanned decades, it came to a crescendo in 1991 when Apple Computers introduced a system sound in the Macintosh System 7 called “Sosumi.”
Provocative? Maybe. But they did end up winning the case. The phrase has since declined in popularity but (fun fact) there’s a hot sauce on the market so spicy they named it So Sue Me. You have been warned.
5. I Know You Are, But What Am I?
Meaning: A response to name-calling that automatically wins every argument
This genius comeback first came to schoolyards around the world in the 1985 movie, Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, directed by Tim Burton. The main character, Pee-wee, is minding his own business when Francis, the local bully, demands Pee-wee’s bike. When Pee-wee refuses and Frances insults him, Pee-wee says “I know you are but what am I?” over and over again until Frances breaks. A true lesson in resilience, we’re sure you’ll agree.
This 90s slang was used by children and adults the world over throughout the decade, undoubtedly winning all kinds of arguments.
6. The Bomb
Meaning: 90s slang for “awesome” or “great”
This phrase can be traced back to Spike Lee’s 1995 movie, Clockers. In it, a lead character describes Chuck D as “the bomb.” However, the phrase’s usage actually goes way back to the jazz era, when it was used to describe explosive musical performances.
It was only defined for the first time in the 1994 book, Black Talk: Words and Phrases from the Hood to the Amen Corner. Author Geneva Smitherman defines the phrase as: “THE BOMB 1) The height of something; the ultimate quality of anything. 2) An outstanding grade of marijuana.”
Good to know, thanks Geneva!
7. What’s Crackalackin’?
Meaning: What’s going on?
This 90s phrase was first used by Snoop Dogg in the Gorillaz song “Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach.” The meaning is abstract and difficult to understand even in context:
- ‘Cause I’m rollin’
- Deep holein’
- Click clacking
However, throughout the 90s, the phrase was used by hip-hop-happening kids in the US as an upbeat substitute to “Whassup?” It’s a significantly more upbeat way of asking somebody how they are, and if we need anything in 2020, it’s more upbeat-ness. This phrase should be brought back into our lives, stat.